Garthim Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 your battleship is so fat that it uses dreadnoughts as small size escorts. your battleship is so fat the death star had to be the little spoon in their relationship northerndragons 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runewolf Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Your battleship is so fat deploying it causes enemy ships to fall out the game table. ...it needs a decade of flight peg building to put it on a base. ... it uses Dindrenzi Battleships as turrets. azrael 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darvanus Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Your battleship is so fat, that when it fires its broadsides people think your mother farted! Thanks sky, I really like it myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northerndragons Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Your battleship is so fat... Farm boys from backwater planets routinely try blowing it up. it's torpedoe system uses Escorts as projectiles. Spaceball 1 makes it look svelte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pok Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 ...it needs counceling to stop it from self-destruction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Elemental Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Your Battleship is so fat, I'm starting to fear for my nr 1 position... Your Battleship is so fat, even Chuck Norris would get tired from running a lap around it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northerndragons Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Your battleship is so fat... a boarding party consisting of Chuck Norris is it's only known weakness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anvil Of War Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Your Battleship is so fat, it requires 4 flight stands. Your Battleship is so fat, it has 2 fixed fore fire arcs. Your Battleship is so fat, it never leaves enemy fixed fore targeting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thamoz Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 your bb is so fat it wears an asteroid belt. your battleship is so fat it has 7 Commodore s on board just to coordinate the cleaning bots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreadbeard Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Let me try! Your battleship is so fat that it has to wear............um...um....a really big hat! Did ....did I do it right diabloelmo and Spellduckwrong 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky_Admiral Posted February 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Let me try! Your battleship is so fat that it has to wear............um...um....a really big hat! Did ....did I do it right Ummmm, no. You could try again, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoreHunter Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 your battleship is so fat you can fit all of Sky's polls in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diabloelmo Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 your battleship is so fat you can fit all of Sky's polls in it. Whoa whoa whoa, let's not get silly here... Leviathan626 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folkgren Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Your bb is sooo fat, That spartan ships the one at a time ; cause a sea container can barely hold one. Folkgren Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewChristlieb Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Ok lets see, your battleship is so fat that its 1/10000 scale model's pet mascot has a bobble on it's collar containing our universe. Ooh MIB reference . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azrael Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 That is the most yo so fat jokes i have ever seen !!!! Some corkers in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northerndragons Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 Your battleship is so fat, that Spartan would go bankrupt just working on a render for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombmaster1636 Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 Your battleship is so fat, that smaller ships can gravity slingshot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky_Admiral Posted February 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 Your battleship is so fat, that Spartan would go bankrupt just working on a render for it. Wait, you don't mean this do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charistoph Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 Wait, you don't mean this do you? I remember those things. Killed me the Enterprise and a Feddie Dreadnought with a squadron of those whilst in the Academy. Unfortunately, only in simulation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northerndragons Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 Wait, you don't mean this do you? Did they ever make a model of that? Or is it just a pie-in-the-sky (admiral) concept? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iyaerP Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 What is that monstrosity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northerndragons Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 What is that monstrosity? BFT - big frakkin' target Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northerndragons Posted February 17, 2014 Report Share Posted February 17, 2014 Wait, you don't mean this do you? Your battleship is so fat, it makes this look like an escort! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellduckwrong Posted February 18, 2014 Report Share Posted February 18, 2014 I love this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
